Hit me baby one more time.

I'd like to write this in respects to the career of Britney Spears. May it R.I.P.
Britney lived a short, drama filled career. Many of you remember a bright eyed, in shape, energetic Britney of VMA's gone past, or even a fresh faced virginal Britney of VMA's way past. What happened? Kfed, two kids, rehab....is that enough to do a multi-millionaire superstar in? You'd hope not. But it did, it did big time. An out of shape, glassy eyed, wig wearing Britney embarassed herself this past weekend at the annual VMA's.
This was her big break, she had rid herself of Kfed, and now was her time to start the kick ass comeback everyone expected of her. She didn't dance, she forgot the words of her song and stopped lypsinching, and everyone in the media has had a heyday every since. What's the appeal? I think we all look to Britney as the little innocent girl still in the Mickey Mouse club. She dated Justin Timberlake, who would never get caught up in half the shit Britney has done since then. We've watched her grow up, succeed, get married, have kids and now go downhill. It's somewhat like a car accident, where you don't want to look but you just can't turn away.....

Let's talk about lypsinching...In my opinion it's totally okay if you are dancing your ass off, sweating buckets and breathing so hard there is no way you'd be able to sing. Everyone likes a show, so that is excusable.
If you are going to sing live, belt it out, and not dance? That's cool too, everyone likes a performance.
But to do neither? Britney barely danced at all, lypsinched terribly and did I mention, had gross hair?

It's over Brit, you've done the unthinkable......let the world think Kevin Ferderline is a better person than you.




Lowes out.